Breaking News: "Go Lick the World" Debuts as Pioneer in Current Affairs Gaming

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's invitation to a group of Irish dignitaries to "go lick the world." This gaffe, among others, surely caused White House staff some serious head-scratching.

The mobile game, Go Lick The World, from Pixel Play, cleverly satirizes this absurdity. It blends the often-hilarious world of politics with the addictive simplicity of a casual clicker game.

The objective? Lick the world as fast as you can (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D globe – land or sea – to rack up points and climb the leaderboard.

Boost your score and unlock achievements by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (the President's plane). On Earth, you'll find humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, and a less-than-clean San Francisco.

The game's constantly changing roster of quirky items adds replayability. Expect Impeach-Mints on Mondays, Tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for those familiar with the Pizzagate conspiracy.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add extra fun, ranging from a "clown world" face to various hats. These are often obtained by watching rewarded ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even includes a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, but offers in-app purchases to remove ads, enable automatic clicking (meet LickGPT!), and get a coveted blue tick for your profile. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update has arrived, featuring trucker hats for both political sides and, yes, Trump hair.